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Me: (sitting on the couch)
Me: I need some money.
Me: I should sell my soul.
Me: My art would be easier to sell.
Me: Ok, I'll sell my art.
Me: I'll do commissions.

Hey, I'm doing commissions now. 

-Full colour piece (8x10) - $25
   - 1-5 characters
-Line art (8x10) - $15
   - 1-5 characters
-Sketch - $8
   - 1-5 characters

-I'm asking to be paid half in advance and half after the commission is done, but of course compromises can made.
-You can send the payment through PayPal.

-I should be up front about this. I will draw nearly anything, but I still reserve my right to turn down any request I feel uncomfortable with. 
-If you're not satisfied with the piece, I will re-do it, but only once. If you don't wish for me to re-do it, I'll give you a 50% refund.
-If you decide you want something else before the piece is finished, you'll be charged extra. The extra cost will depend on the changes made.

  • Listening to: FantomenK - The Massacre
  • Watching: The Twilight Zone
  • Playing: Syndicate
Guess what, party people! You can now buy your favourite beard-themed adventurer as a print in the deviantART store!

  • Listening to: The Star Wars soundtrack. It's awesome.
  • Watching: Generator Rex
  • Playing: Bioshock: Infinite
Welp, it's been a looong two years, but I've finally gotten back around to working on Computer Boy again.

For those of you who have started following me anytime between the last story update and this one, Computer boy is a comic I started back in middle school. It stars me and my friends as super-powered teens who have to fight and destroy and robot named Z.A.N.E. (also based on one of my friends) I just kept adding to it for the hell of it, but after awhile I really got into it. To be honest, I wasn't even going to make the comic, but my friend :iconjackskellington778: who plays Julia in the comic, convinced me to at least start it. I decided to humour her and I made the first page. Then the second. And then another hundred. After awhile, I began to really like the story. Now, I'll be the first one admit, this story isn't any Kick-Ass, (great story by the way. you should read it if you haven't) but it's my story. And I really hope you like it.
  • Listening to: Thrift Shop - Macklemoore
  • Watching: Mulan
  • Playing: Gears of War: Judgement
Ok, y'all. I've been doing alot of Beard Fist as of late and I just thought I might post a list of songs I like to listen to to keep me motivated. Well. here you go.

Die For Metal - ManoWar
WonderBoy - Tenacious D
Now You're A Man - Orgazmo
Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D
Tribute - Tenacious D
Fat Bottom Girls - Queen
Tubthumping - Chumbawamba
Die With Honor - Manowar
Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions - The Lonely Island
We Are The Champions - Queen
Little Lion Man - Mumford and Sons
Guitar Hero - Amanda Palmer
Do What You Want - OK Go
Master Exploder - Tenacious D
Brothers of Metal - ManoWar
The Power of Thy Sword - ManoWar
A Manly Song - The Arrogant Worms
  • Listening to: Die For Metal - Manowar
  • Watching: Breaking Bad
  • Playing: Minecraft
Okay guys, this is the best thing I've heard of in a long time. It's a fundraiser. Involving videogames. And I'm doing it. Basically, the idea is pretty similar to when people run a fundraiser marathon. The people running get their friends and family to donate x amount of dollars depending on how many miles they run. I'm pretty much doing the same thing, except, instead of miles ran, it'll be hours played. For every hour I play a game on xbox live, the people I get to donate will donate x amount of money. It's great. Here's the link to my fund site.…

Now, I'm not posting this in hopes that you, yes you, will donate to the cause, but rather participate. So, if you've an xbox, xbox live, and nothing to do on August 18th, you know you can do? Play videogames all day. For charity. Hell, you could play videogames all day even if it weren't for charity.
  • Listening to: I Would Go Anywhere With You - Julia Nunes
  • Reading: Ender's Game
  • Watching: Breaking Bad
  • Playing: Psychonauts
For those who care, I've started a new comic. (But Drew, you haven't even finished Computer Boy yet!) I know, i know, but I'm having major writer's block. I have drawing though. My scanner's just broken. So....yeah. That's something. I'll hopefully have some crap scanned soon though. I have access to another scanner now. I'm still writing that short movie I've been working on, but all plans for filming this Summer have fallen through. I'm considering creating some more Ben 10 aliens for the few people who really like my other ones. I don't know. Food for thought.
  • Listening to: She Fucking Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd
  • Reading: Ender's Game
  • Watching: Malcom in the Middle
  • Playing: Bioshock 2
I've come across some knowledge based upon past experiences. When you're good at something, like really good at something, like God-given gift good at something, people will be impressed. For a short while. Every time you show your talent to someone new, the initial reaction is usually the same. They will be impressed. But not for long. The only way to keep people impressed is to constantly be one-uping your self. If you want people to stay amazed, you always need to out-do what you did in the past. And it sucks.

Song of the day: I'm Impressed by They Might be Giants
  • Listening to: I'm Impressed - They Might Be Giants
  • Reading: The Walking Dead
  • Watching: The Walking Dead
  • Playing: Portal 2
  • Drinking: Milk

Do You Realize?

Journal Entry: Sun Aug 14, 2011, 7:35 PM

Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize - we're floating in space -
Do You Realize - that happiness makes you cry
Do You Realize - that everyone you know someday will die

And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round

Do You Realize - Oh - Oh - Oh
Do You Realize - that everyone you know
Someday will die -

And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round

Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face
Do You Realize…

  • Listening to: Music
  • Watching: Soul Surfer
  • Playing: Brutal Legend
  • Drinking: Milk

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 23, 2011, 8:02 PM

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couples in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh

Corporate capers and office amour;
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

All loves have to die - of that there's no help;
My favourite way to end em'
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum,

Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to fuck:
Personally, I reckon it's worth it

Everyone else has had more sex than me

  • Listening to: Music
  • Reading: The Alchemist
  • Watching: Pirates of the Caribbean
  • Playing: Brutal Legend
  • Drinking: Milk

Please Vote For Me..

Journal Entry: Wed Jul 6, 2011, 7:13 PM
  • Listening to: Lazy Song
  • Reading: The Alchemist
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Brutal Legend
  • Drinking: Milk

I\'m a Bad Kid

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 20, 2011, 4:09 PM

() Smoked A Cigarette
() Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(X) Been In A Fist Fight
(x) Had A Crush On A Person Older Than You
() Skipped Class
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviant art Friends
() Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking
(x) Eaten Sushi
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit
() Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
() Gone mudding
() Killed A Snake
(X) Stolen
() Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
() Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
() Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
() Pole Danced
() Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
() Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
() Kicked A Fish
() Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
() Gone Streaking
() Visited Jail
() Played Chicken
() Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(X) Broken A Bone
() Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone
() Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(X) Gone Skinny Dipping
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
() Black-Mailed Someone
(X) Been Black-Mailed
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
() Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
() Been shot at/or at gunpoint
() Flattened someones tires
() Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
() Got five dollars or less worth of gas
() stabbed someone
() done any drugs
(x) made someone bleed
() Had sex in public
() Robbed someone
(x) Kissed someone

Total: 30

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm below average]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be dead]

  • Listening to: Lazy Song
  • Reading: The Alchemist
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Gears of War
  • Drinking: Milk

Summer of 2011

Journal Entry: Fri Jun 17, 2011, 6:45 AM

Well, it's finally here. Summer vacation. The vacation of summer. Got some big plans. I wanna make some youtube videos. Make some more art. I'm gonna save up for BatMan Arkham City coming out this fall. I'm looking to camp and go to the movies. Maybe even go on a few dates. Believe me. I need to. I'm hang out with my friends. Walk my dog, play fetch with him. Yupp, it's gonna be awesome.

I can't wait. :iconfinnplz::iconjakethedogplz:

  • Listening to: Rhythm of Love
  • Reading: The Alchemist
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Splinter Cell: Conviction
  • Drinking: Milk

Trouble Again...

Journal Entry: Sat May 28, 2011, 9:07 PM

Alright. It's  11:58 in my time zone right now. I'm not supposed be using the computer right now because I did something stupid. I know what your'e probably thinking. "Why is this prick doing something he's not supposed to do, when he's already in trouble?" Well, I think I'm good for now. My folks don't really check my deviantART page, at least my mom doesn't anyway. But I'm f*cked either way, so what the hell? My dad might check it though. And that would suck. Anyway, I did something stupid and weird and then lied about it. Then they found out I lied and, badda bing badda boom, I'm screwed. It's kind of a funny story, but for the sake of my own embarrassment, I won't go into it right now. Maybe later. Who know's? ANy, all I really wanted to do was try out my new journal skin I found. Pretty snazzy, huh?

  • Listening to: Rhythm of Love
  • Reading: Flight
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: NOTHING! DX
  • Drinking: Milk

Quickly Now!!

Journal Entry: Wed May 11, 2011, 4:00 PM
Please, i'm in distress! take my poll if you haven't already! it's on my homepage! in  need to know which fight to draw! hurry! D:

  • Reading: Of Mice and Men
  • Watching: Doctor Who
  • Playing: Bioshock 2
  • Drinking: Milk

What Time Is It? ART TIME!!!

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 15, 2011, 2:53 PM
so, i was really inspired to do some adventure time art. so i did. you can check them out in my gallery if you so choose. :iconfinnplz::iconjakethedogplz: But i also did some more computer boy art. Well, comic pages. But, yeah. that's about it.

have a great day. :iconadventuretimeplz:

  • Reading: Missle Mouse
  • Watching: Adventure Time
  • Playing: Bioshock
  • Drinking: Milk

So, you say it's your Birthday???

Journal Entry: Fri Mar 11, 2011, 8:44 PM
yes, it was my birthday. March 6. :party::cake: My folks are awesome squared. no. awesome to the power of awesome. yeah... they got me a brand-spankin' new xbox 360. I already had one, but it got the red ring. Meh. and the new one came with "Splinter Cell: Conviction". I been playin' co-op with my dad. it's awesome. My sister also went out ans bought me a Dunny from Newbury. A Dunny (for those of you who dont know) is an awesome vinyl  toy from KidRobot.  AND my cousin baked me a cake. How do ya like that? So i had an awesome day. :woohoo:

  • Listening to: Noah and the Whale
  • Playing: XBOX 360!!! :D
  • Eating: Cake
  • Drinking: Milk
So, my premium membership has recently run out which is why this entry doesn't have a theme. I'm in the process of talking my dad into buying me another one but at the moment no such luck. For Christmas i got the Despicable Me double DVD pack which is awesome by the way. :icongruplz: Before then i hadn't seen the movie yet and now i'm even more obsessed with it than i was before. I'm making my way through Computer Boy (my online comic). I'm up to page 70! WHOOT! :woohoo: I also realize that many of you won't actually read this. Most of you will just skim through this and pick up the key ideas. Which is why if i start talking about sex, alot of you will look twice. I've started some stop-motion thanx to some books i got for Christmas. It'll hopefully be up soon. Then again, i don't know. I'll see what i can do. But anyway, how was everybody's new year? i spent mine with my big sis :iconnutmeg121: Nutmeg121. (A.K.A. Megan) We watched Doctor Who for afew hours waiting for midnight. it was pretty fun. My mom had to work and my dad had to be somewhere else. But for the most part, i had agood time. So, happy 2011 deviantART!
  • Listening to: Despicable Me Soundtrack
  • Watching: Despicable Me
  • Eating: Pie
  • Drinking: Milk

In 5 Years Time...

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 5, 2010, 1:29 PM
Oh well in five years time we could be walking round a zoo
With the sun shining down over me and you
And there'll be love in the bodies of the elephants too
And I'll put my hands over your eyes, but you'll peep through

And there'll be sun sun sun
All over our bodies
And sun sun sun
All down our necks (?)
And sun sun sun
All over our faces
And sun sun sun

So what the heck

Cos I'll be laughing at all your silly little jokes
And we'll be laughing about how we used to smoke
All those stupid little cigarettes
And drink stupid wine
Cos it's what we needed to have a good time

And it was fun fun fun
When we were drinking
It was fun fun fun
When we were drunk
And it was fun fun fun
When we were laughing
It was fun fun fun
Oh it was fun

Oh well I look at you and say
It's the happiest that I've ever been
And I'll say I no longer feel I have to be James Dean
And she'll say
Yah well I feel all pretty happy too
And I'm always pretty happy when I'm just kicking back with you

And it'll be
Love love love
All through our bodies
And love love love
All through our minds
And it be Love love love
All over her face
And Love love love
All over mine

Although maybe all these moments are just in my head
I'll be thinking 'bout them as I'm lying in bed
And all that I believe (?) might never really come true
But in my mind I'm havin' a pretty good time with you


Five years time
I might not know you
Five years time
We might not speak
In five years time
We might not get along
In five years time
You might just prove me wrong

Oh there'll be love love love
Wherever you go
There'll be love love love
Wherever you go
There'll be love love love
Wherever you go
There'll be love love love
Wherever you go
There'll be love love love
Wherever you go
There'll be love love love
Wherever you go
There'll be love love love

Wherever you go there'll be love…

  • Listening to: Noah and the Whale
  • Reading: Walking Dead
  • Watching: Walking Dead
  • Eating: Chinese Food
  • Drinking: Milk

Peaceful the World Lays Me Down

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 5, 2010, 1:19 PM
Oh, well it's hard to look deep into your soul.
Not everything you'll find will be perfect gold.
There are ghosts and demons that hide in the dark.
Oh, they wait till I find love and then they laugh.
Oh, they know that my body is no way good enough.
Know that my heart is no way strong enough to bare the sorrow that love brings.
When I coil in fear, oh, the demons sing-

Oh, it's a hollow love for a heart with no blood
in its veins.

Oh, there is no endless devotion,
that is free from the force of erosion.
Oh, and if you don't believein God,
how can you believe in love?
When we're all just matter that will one day scatter,
when peaceful the world lays us down.
Oh and finding love is a matter of luck,
and unsettled lovers move from f*ck to f*ck.
Oh, and compare their achievements like discussing bereavements
And compare their abrasions with romantic quotations,
Oh, as peaceful, the world watches down.

But oh we were blown out of the water.
Oh, and we walk on the feet we have grown.
Oh, and we were given a heart, of which love is a part.
Oh, and we cornered the thing from which all life will spring.
And it gave value to the world that surrounds us.

But we consider the world just for a moment
Oh, and its gone before we even know
Oh, but ill follow it round yeah I'll follow it round
Oh, I'll follow it round yeah I'll follow it round
Till peaceful, the world lays me down.…

  • Listening to: Noah and the Whale
  • Reading: Walking Dead
  • Watching: Walking Dead
  • Eating: Chinese Food
  • Drinking: Milk

Super Hero/Villain Team

Journal Entry: Wed Sep 15, 2010, 7:06 PM
Answer these questions to choose how your team should be. Then, when you're done, kindly draw theme out and send me the link so i can see it! Enjoy!

- A radioactive war veteran.
- An banished alien from another planet.
- An enhanced cave-man.
- A robot ninja from the future.
- A tela-pathic animal.
- Bob, the guy that works at the bank.

- A psychic chinchilla.
- A brain in robot suit.
- A weird, owl/man mix.
- A deranged scientist with lots of cool gadgets.
- A thousand+ year old vampire.
- Larry, the cable guy.

- A sasquatch with artificial intelligence.
- A mutated wrestler.
- A cyclops with 4 arms.
- A giant, rock monster thing.
- An ant/man mix.
- The ghost of Hitler.

Pet (optional):
- A dinosaur.
- A monkey.
- An alien.
- A simple dog.
- A lion.
- A whale.

Comedy Character (also optional):
- A total screw-up.
- An emo unicorn.
- A super-smart baby.
- An alien that for some reason looks like a banana.
- A girl-scout that fires energy blasts.
- A self-aware guinea pig.

Super Hot Chick (absolutely NOT optional):
- A funky, jungle girl from, well, the jungle.
- A mermaid that controls water.
- A stripper by day, and, well, a stripper by night too. But she can fly.
- A scantly clad mind-controlling babe.
- A shadowy, goth girl.
- Katy Perry.

The rest is up to you. The team name, uniforms, nemesis, embalm, all that jazz. So, draw 'em up, post 'em, and me the link. Have fun!

  • Reading: Flight
  • Playing: Pac-Man
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Milk